As you all know, this is the one and only site if you're looking for dancing cows. That's why it has pictures of waffles. Do you understand!? Look, as you all know waffles stands for W.A.F.F.L.E.S or Where All Flying Frogs Eat Salad.
Since you know this, you also know the secret location of the dancing cow's head base. (If you don't know it's in an Irish-man's sock.)
So as I conclude this, I wish the best of you as you throw Orangutan toenails at each other. If you did not find the Jade Monkey within the shoe previously mentioned, then you have failed waffles everywhere and balloons shall surely pop.
So as I conclude todays message of Peter Pan's hat, I will wish you green earmuffs until you father gets a talking dog. When that faithful day comes, you will be sent on a quest. A quest full of adventure and action. And while I'm on the subject, did you eat popcorn last night?
So remember to lick your Aunt's ear at least twice a day while 7:48 PM lives on. Let the moose be with you when you join the dark side of an elephants ear. If you have not heard a word of this poem, please don't not send fake emails to notcrazy@dangerous-minds.com so we can snort milkshakes!
